Another old favorite I stumbled upon today:
Re-Boot = Second cup of coffee
De-Fragment = Frantically and systematically finishing off the 6 projects that you started and abandoned earlier in the day.
Monitor = Quietly supervising from the kitchen while they play in the living room.
Tower = Laundry pile
Memory = "I think I saw your teddy bear under the end table sweet heart. And your left shoe is behind the laundry hamper."
Hard drive = 72 in a 65 to make it home from the store before the pop-cicles, and the 2 year old, both melt.
Control Panel = Kitchen counter
Trash can = Trash can (and, magically, always full...)
Mega-byte = "Spit that out before you choke!"
Screen saver = Sliding glass door
Processor = Where you quickly dump your veggies when they aren't looking.
Software = Slippers
Start Menu = What you planned to make for dinner before you realized that someone ate all of the cheese
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