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Thursday, April 5, 2012

A Mother's version of computer terminology.

Another old favorite I stumbled upon today:

Re-Boot = Second cup of coffee

De-Fragment = Frantically and systematically finishing off the 6 projects that you started and abandoned earlier in the day. 

Monitor = Quietly supervising from the kitchen while they play in the living room.

Tower = Laundry pile

Memory = "I think I saw your teddy bear under the end table sweet heart. And your left shoe is behind the laundry hamper."

Hard drive = 72 in a 65 to make it home from the store before the pop-cicles, and the 2 year old, both melt.

Control Panel = Kitchen counter

Trash can = Trash can (and, magically, always full...)

Mega-byte = "Spit that out before you choke!"

Screen saver = Sliding glass door

Processor = Where you quickly dump your veggies when they aren't looking.

Software = Slippers

Start Menu = What you planned to make for dinner before you realized that someone ate all of the cheese

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